parrot

Listen up Spynookers! Hidden away here in Spookwoods we feel fairly safe from the outside world. But on the edge of Spookwoods, not so very far from Spynook, is Art Asylum, where some real loonies hang out. Some of you Spynookers don't take the threat from Art Asylum very seriously. Your attitude appears to be that I am being politically incorrect in stigmatizing the loonies in Art Asylum and one of you complained to Spook suggesting that I be disciplined. To whomever it was I would just like to say that you are a rotten snitch. You might take that as a compliment on the grounds that Spynookers are all spies anyway and snitch is just a pejorative term for a spy just as loony is a pejorative term for the nutcases in Art Asylum. To those Spynookers who take that attitude I would like to say that there is a difference between a spy and a snitch. A spy watches, observes, gets information and keeps quiet and uses that information with caution. A snitch is someone who tell tales on his mates to get advantage for himself or cause trouble. Spying sometimes involves betrayal but not necessarily so. Snitching always involves betrayal and undermines trust. So it is inappropriate to describe someone who reports information about a serial killer to the police as a snitch because there is no way you can trust a serial killer and murder is serious crime. To my way of thinking a snitch doesn't put himself at risk; he puts others at risk out of spite or meanness or to ingratiate himself with the bosses. Snitches are troublemakers. If you help stop someone committing evil cruelty that aint snitching. Police ask you to report suspicious behavior and sometimes you got to do that to prevent trouble. If you see someone climbing through your neighbour's window that is suspicious behaviour so get on your phone to report it like now. But if you start spying on your neighbour to see what suspicious behaviour he is doing so you can report him to get him into trouble well that is snitching and if there is suspicious behaviour going on it is you who is doing it. Just mind your own business. Okay I hear one of you asking why I don't mind my own business about the loonies in Art Asylum? The why is because it is the Art Asylum loonies who are doing the snitching on us Spynookers. Now I don't want anyone to think I am blaming Alfie just because he happens to be our security guard who also works part time at Art Asylum and is a member of the BNP and an alcoholic. I am not saying that Alfie is a loony but he does seem to get involved in a lot of disputes. Okay so a lot of the disputes are with the loonies in Art Asylum some of whom are a bit aggressive. Okay so maybe some of us Spynookers like Robin might be described as pugnacious and I have problems with him over the colour issue as he thinks he is the only one who should be allowed to have red and he is a big mouth and shows off too much. But then he is a bit of a loony and spends a lot of his time in Art Asylum showing off. I am not saying that he snitches about us to the loonies in Art Asylum but somebody does and the most likely suspects are Robin and Alfie. Not that I am accusing either of them. And I would advise Spynookers to be careful about doing so if they know what is good for them because they cannot rely on getting any protection. We all have to remember that we cannot rely on the government for protection as they are the ones we most need protection against as they are an evil bunch of snitchers and snoopers and not even their closest spies, who are mainly decent intelligence workers like us, can trust them.