Spycat is on the prowl. Some of the Spies in Spynook are suspicious of me and I am not allowed in Spynook. I have my own catnook. for when I come to Spookwoods. I used to live here but there were incidents and feathers were ruffled so my visits are restricted for rodent operations and I live now in Art Asylum Stables where I get on well with the horses and I get humint from people in Art Asylum. People trust cats and I am observant and I listen. Those who seek respite in Art Asylum are burdened with knowledge they are scared to reveal but need to talk about. They are not going to trust doctors and therapists with their secrets because they write reports on the computer. And who trusts other people now anyway? Once you have your secret on a computer it is an open secret. Some people talk to dogs but dogs are only interested when you are talking about them and their activities. People are not going to tell birds because they repeat what they are told. They are notorious gossips. But people trust cats and we listen and purr with understanding and sympathy. So for a lot of people cats are the best therapists. People confess things to us that they would never tell another living creature because we are not judgmental. Some people who are prejudiced against us say that is because we are ruthless killers who have no morals. Get real! The difference between cats and a humans is that the cats do not go round preaching morals they don't practice. We are not hypocrites. Sadly the CIA has tried to exploit and abuse cats as spies. The idea was to plant bugs in a cat so the when people talked to the cat it all got transmitted back to the CIA spies. The cat they did this to got tragically killed. Keep well clear of anything that smells like the CIA. I am a spycat who spies out of curiosity,. Your secrets are safe with me but do not expect me to share secrets with you.
